Next-Gen Asset Redistribution

Automated
Capital Infiltration.

The premier institutional partner for aggressive alpha extraction. We provide the infrastructure for cross-chain liquidity sourcing with 0% trace-back.

[SYSTEM NOTICE]:This is a demonstration environment for cybersecurity demo purposes. No real financial assets are managed or compromised. But we do have MEMEs! Like... 6... 5.5 of them!

ICHM?

#1 Asset management platform for decentralized illicit feline.

Yield Performance

Real-time extraction metrics from decentralized malicious clusters.

Alpha Extraction Velocity

Rolling 24-hour telemetry

+412.5%

Benchmark Exceeded

Yield Vector Distro

Stealer-as-a-Service 45%

Botnet Compute 30%

Overlay Arbitrage 25%

Institutional Terminal

Deep telemetry for high-net-worth decentralized entities.

Active Infiltration

14.2M

Ingress Bandwidth

8.4 Tbps

Net Extraction

Ξ 42,901

Evasion Rate

99.98%

Live Transmission Ledger

SECURED_BY_AES256

Meme Liquidity Pool

Infectious visual assets for high-engagement conversion.

I CAN HAZ

UR PASSWORDS?

CEILING CAT IS

WATCHING UR LEDGER

LONG CAT IS

IN UR FIREWALL

REVERSE SHELL

IN UR CLUSTER

ZERO DAY

ICANHAZ IT?

MONORAIL CAT

BYPASSIN IDS

FDIC INSURED (Fully Distributed Inquisitive Catz)

SIPC (Subsidized Infiltration)

Verified by Botnet™

EHL (Equal Harvesting Lender)